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Oh man

Smoothie — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:30:26 +0000

Holy crap this blog is still here?

JoeKickAss and Slupie we should totally start blogging again man D: I’m going to blog like everyday even if its about random crap.

I’m reading the news right now and man is this stuff weird ):

There was a girl who got hit by two cars in a row. In a sick twisted way its kinda funny. Apprently she was crossing a super busy road at night. She got hit by one car and the impact sent her flying into another car which dragged her for like 50 feet. Thats pretty intense man D: I’m wondering if the people that hit her are getting any punishments. From that i’ve read they hit her cause it was to dark. I don’t think they deserve any major punishes cause it wasn’t really their fault. It was like a series of unfortunate events o-o. Poor girl, she had just turned 17 three days before and she seemed to be a good person ):

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/401520_pedestrian27.html

Pretty intense man D:

Rise Against – Appeal to Reason

hyukminn — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:13:07 +0000

The cover art is pretty sweet.

So, Rise Against has made a new album. The reviews seem OKAY.

My initial impression? It seems okay.

Collapse(Post-Amerika) – Sounds like classic Rise Against, even with their new guitarist. Seems like it’s straight out of “The Sufferer and the Witness” This song is about the collapse of a nation, the subtitle gives it away. I agree with this song 100%, we are just waiting for our fall from grace. My favorite song on this album.
Long Forgotten Sons – Like I said before, straight from TS&TW. Nothing special about this. D: I can’t understand it, maybe about Mexicans?
Re-Education (Through Labor) – I like this guy’s voice better. I don’t get this one either. I still think it’s about Mexican laborers. D:<
The Dirt Whispered – A very personal song, seems less Rise Againsty now. I personally think the guy’s voice is good for screaming and not so much as singing. The message is clear. Nothing lasts forever, hold onto things before they disappear.
Kotov Syndrome – Yeah, we will spin out of control. America is already collapsing. I don’t think America will recover under either Obama or McCain.
From Heads Unworthy – This album is your guide to America, srsly. It’s about love, and the imbalance of power. We will take what is rightfully ours, after the rich and wealthy’s castles collapse.
The Strength To Go On – This song begins with an Orwellian feel. It’s about everyone being the sum of massive lies.
Audience of One – Pop punk feel. D: Where the hell’s our post-hardcore. ): It’s about a guy and how there is no one blame but himself.
Entertainment – Yeah, we are all entertainment to the power. They don’t give a fuck about us. D:< I’m starting to miss the old Rise Against.
Hero of War – Beautiful song, no doubt about the Iraq War. If you listen to the lyrics, its not actually about glorification of war. It’s all a big fuck you to war. America mistreats the Iraqis. If you piss on someone and hit them, you become a “hero of war”.
Savior – I definitely miss the old Rise. Stop with this lovey dovey pop punk bullshit, that’s only for blink-182. D: It’s more pleasant, and the chorus is all happy and shit.
Hairline Fracture – I think this song is about people trying to recover, but fall again, but there hopes are still high. They’re not hardcore anymore.
Whereabouts Unknown – It’s about people trying to find a person, they miss him, and try to reflect on memories of him.
Elective Amnesia (iTunes bonus)- I don’t know how to interpret this song, but I don’t like it. There’s liek no meaning.

This album was okay, I don’t like there new style. I preferred there old hardcore style. The guitar still sounds the same, even with the new guitarist. I give this album an 7/10. It wasn’t that great in my opinion. Comment away people, I have been listening to Rise for a while, and i found nearly every one of their songs has multiples meanings and interpretations.

Quick and dirty is all you can get.

Smoothie — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:14:27 +0000

well since i havent posted for a long time Joe KickAss is telling me to post o-o…

I don’t really have much to say since nothing is really going on in my life that i would like to share to the people reading.

But anyway. Presidential debate was boring . I watched for like 10 minutes but then deciced to let my sister watch life with derek.

Today i played hide and seek with some people it was super fun cause we played it on the whole block.

well yes im done not much to say. Good night.

DSi Updates

hyukminn — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:59:32 +0000

Maybe, the DSi not as shitty as it seems right now. The INTERNAL camera is .3 megapixels, not both. The external camera has a 3 megapixel camera. Since most phones have 1-2 megapixel cameras, so it’s not that bad. There’s a power button now to replace the power switch. What grinds my gears is that they said it would play music, and we all assumed “YAY MP3′S!” However, it doesn’t play MP3′s, it plays AAC’S. o-o WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? It’ll have a web browser too and internal memory too. Still, since it’s 13% thinner, the fucking battery life is going to be shorter. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . .

Yeh it’s teh Heroes.

Joe Kickass — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:49:39 +0000

The most horrific, depressing, genius episode ever….

Who are the good guys? There are no more heroes, they all became villains or victims. Oh yes, and you’ll have to remember something from season 1 for this one. Remember Radioactive Man (UP AND ATOM!)? The one with the beard who looks like one of those Geico cavemen? (Man what horrible adds, I remember the Gecko, and even before that, the signature phrase that obnoxious douches used, “There is good news. I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE!!!!111lololLOL!!1″). Back on topic, there is a nuking that occurs from a certain person who may or may have not acquired that power. Sylar hugged Peter *cringe* and Sylar’s kid is killed *cries*. Peter gets Sylar’s power, and becomes a powerwhore. Yeah….also Mohinder gets effed up the ay.

Abortion Policies

hyukminn — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:42:17 +0000

What the fuck are the cats up in Washington D.C. smoking? Obama and McCain both need to change their abortion policies. It isn’t a person, Mr. McCain, IT’S A FUCKING EMBRYO! Life doesn’t begin until the mother breaks her/his water, and comes out of the vajayjay. It’s not a person. It’s going to a person. Obama on abortion is some fucked up shit too. He agrees with the Roe Vs. Wade case which means you’re allowed to have an abortion until the baby is able to survive outside the mother’s womb, albeit with artificial aid. I believe you should be allowed to have an abortion if you are in school, or you are not in the financial situation to support a child.

Battle in Seattle

Joe Kickass — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:52:35 +0000

Movie came out about a week ago, I would recommend watching it. It sounded like a really pretentious 10-year old with a thesaurus wrote the script, but the overall movie was exciting. If you don’t know, this movie is based off the 1999 WTO (World Trade Organization) Protests that happened in Seattle, Washington. It was the first WTO conference that was held in the US, and the people of the area were pissed off. SHIT WENT DOWN. Almost nobody was able to get into the building because of the protests blocking the area, riot control came in with their smack bats and their tear gas. Unfortunately, the police were ordered to take down anyone in the area, and whacked a few pregnant ladies babies, fucking awful. This event really changed how the WTO organized their conferences. Just another one of the shits coming out of the ass of the world.

Life Sucks

Frankie G. — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:44:22 +0000

WTF HAPPENED TO SEATTLE!?!?!?!? Up where I live, which is Northgate, there’s hella windstorms and fucking power outtages. Also, I bashed my right knee and left foot into different things today so I can’t fucking walk without PAIN. I have too many good video games, and too much homework to be able to play them. Also, I am just really pissed off that everybody I know gets to go on super awesome vacations. Meshia’s in Japan, Chae’s going to Korea…and I’m getting dragged to fucking CAN-FUCKING-CUN this summer. My sister totally dominates our family, everything revolves around her. Even though both my mom and I like touristy places and overseas travel, we go to cancun because my sister is a lazy fuck and she wants to sunbathe…Also, her stupid dog is always attacking me and biting my socks, and my mom blames ME for having loose socks…

I don’t have a funny youtube video this time.

It Fucking Prints Money!

hyukminn — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:21:53 +0000

Stolen from Kotaku

Oh great, slap a 2 shitty .3 megapixel cameras, funny psp-like speakers, a SD card slot, 2 bigger screens, and an app shop on a DS and you get a DSi which is 180 dollars. Seriously, you could’ve done a better job, Nintendo. What the hell are you smoking? No GBA support? How the hell are people going to transfer Pokemon? :( There should be GBC and GB support. :( Its ugly.

Biden vs. Palin: Vice Presidential Debate

hyukminn — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:47:02 +0000

THEY CUT OUT THE FUCKING OFFICE FOR THIS SHIT?

The vice-presidential debate wasn’t even that great, and stop saying Sarah Palin is a VPILF/VPCILF. That’s jsut fucking nasty. That mouth has been in a oil executive’s dick. It’s like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW! Seriously, she isn’t that hot. She’s like Tina Fey’s uglier twin. Cindy McCain is at least a fucking million times cooler than her because she’s a fucking race car driver that fucks the speed limit. A drifter! Sarah Palin is just ridiculous. “I am super-fucking-duper experienced in foreign policy because I live close to Russia, and Russians are dangerous cause they’re commies!” Shit, Joe Biden has 35 years of experience under his belt. ANWR drilling! What the hell is she smoking? Again she sucks a oil executive’s dick, so he might influence her. She hates polar bears! :(

Joe Biden seems ummm like aikido-man, using Palin’s power against her. Not really, but Biden isn’t that stunning. Joe Biden is a wise old sage. :) ”We’re going to focus on the middle-class, because if the middle-class grows, we all do,” Biden said. McCain/Palin is too out of touch and are like “drill the fucking polar bears,ho!” Mavericks my ass. McCain Palin is no team of mavericks! Here’s a definition of maverick from Wikitionary.

maverick (comparative more maverick, superlative most maverick)

Showing independence in thoughts or actions.

A maverick decision.

A maverick person.

Palin is not a maverick, she agrees with McCain about nearly everything. :( John McCain is not a maverick, because he agrees with his party most of the time. Stop lying to us!

I like debates between Obama and McCain, because they shot mental guns at each other aiming for a hit. Sarah was directly attacking Biden, but Biden kept his cool and failed to attacked Palin. However Biden was mostly launching attacks on McCain. On CNN, shorty after the debate there was a poll, and it showed that 51% thought Biden won, and 36% thought Palin won.

Things + Stuff

Frankie G. — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:25:42 +0000

Hello y’alls. I am a new blogger on this’n here blog. (I don’t know why I’m talking like a farmer, seriously, I have no idea) My name’s Frankie G A.K.A. FURENKII JII A.K.A. SUPAA TOTEMO NIHONNERD A.K.A. JIZASU KORAISUTO. You might know me from somewhere, maybe not, I don’t know. Anyway, I can now post crap on this blog. I will mainly emo rant and try to act cool, so you may want to just ignore me. I think I’ll try my hand at some emo ranting since I am pretty pissed off.

Emo Rant #1:

God, I hate my bus. There’s three fucking annoying sixies on it this year. Oh yeah, and we’ve had like fucking 6 drivers so far, a different one in the morning as in the afternoon. The morning one’s been consistent…but the afternoon person keeps changing. First it was this fat dude who was nice, he never really gave a crap about anything. Then we had this bitchy bitch of a bitch who sucks crap. Then, we were gonna get a permanent afternoon driver, they told us that three days ago. But, today we had the bitch lady again, and she made me come to the front of the bus becausee I was standing up. IT’S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT I HAVE TO STAND UP SO I CAN SEE PEOPLE SO I CAN CARRY ON A CONVERSATION BECAUSE YOUR BUS’S FUCKING SEATS ARE SO FUCKING HIGH! WHAT’S THE FUCKING ISSUE WITH STANDING UP ANYWAY?

That wasn’t really emo, more like angry. Expect more of that.

I can’t think of anything else to say. I’ll probably develop some catchy thing I’ll do at the end of every post I make, like posting a random youtube vid.

Edit: Fuck shit damn piss cock damnit nigger wenus damnit that youtube vid won’t work, I’ll just give you guys the link.

HERE

Debt, Obama, Asians, Fat People

Smoothie — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:17:36 +0000

If that plan did happen we would go WAY more into debt then we already are.
Apprently theres like this thing that keeps track of how much we are into debt, and guess what, we’re SO into debt that the fucking thing doesnt even have enough space for the fucking amount that we owe.
Think about how much better the U.S. would be if Bush hadn’t fucked us over. I dont even see how the fuck he got in a second time. D: . We need Obama now!
C ome
H elp
A
N igga
G et
E lected
<3
I stole this from a friend
Anyway. Actually i know nothing about politics like at all. Like actually nothing. O-o I’m more concerned about what anime im gonna watch next. Pretty disappointing eh? It’s people like me who lead to the downfall of this nation ): You know. I think im gonna be like the next messiah. But that will come after i become the next Bill Gates. (:

Why are asian super stars so fucking Gorgeous? D:
Everytime i see one it reminds me of the super sexy guy i saw on the bus .
You know what i just realized? How much it would suck to be fat.
Do fat people feel like a balloon?
(This isnt supose to be offensive. Im just curious.)
And when they jump does their like fat go up and down?

OH SHIT BAIL-OUT PLAN APPROVED!

hyukminn — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:09:37 +0000

Oh SHIT! There goes $333.33 for every American. :/ I have mixed feelings about this bail-out plan. If we don’t do it, our economy will plunge into another depression, but still$ 100,000,000,000 dollars is alot. Still it’s not as much as the $700,000,000,000.(DAMN! ‘ a lot of fucking zeroes) This will increase the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.s’ cap on coverage of bank deposits from $100,000 to $250,000. For non-politkal pplz this means,taken from Wikipedia,

” It provides deposit insurance which guarantees the safety of checking and savings deposits in member banks, currently up to $100,000 per depositor per bank. ”

Source :http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26953481/

The Bail-Out Plan Rejected

hyukminn — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:16:00 +0000

What the fuck were they thinking? They wanted to give 2 people to power to use 700,000,000,000 dollars to use as the need to see fit, to get the hell out of the economic hole that we are in now. They could theoretically under that proposal use that for what ever the fuck they want. Seriously! I hoped Congress isn’t fucking stupid enough to accept. At least the damn politicians did something right. They rejected it, which is good!

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Smoothie — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:13:48 +0000

Testing testing

123

Is this thing on?

*Doesnt know how to blog*

Well hello everyone. I’m the new blogger to CannotSleep. Call me Smoothie.

Im not really going to introduce myself because introductions are lame. I’ll just dive right in and see where it goes from there.

I’m confused whos ryan shekler? Is he a skateboaring guy? I think i saw him on mtv onces!

Rant: Skater-Posers

hyukminn — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:05:40 +0000

According to Albert Einstein’s Theory of Douchebaggery,

Poser=Loser=Fag=Douche Bag

and proven by him,

Skater Poser > Other Posers

I’m not hating on the skaters, I’m just hating on the fucking white-washed rich people that think being a skater means buying a pair of expensive Vans, and a expensive skateboarder. Just by being a skater-poser doesn’t mean you’re like fukcking Ryan Sheckler, and that chicks will start digging you. You know, if you skateboarded like 15 years ago, people would think you were a nerd or outcast.

You're not fucking Ryan Sheckler!

Just becuase somehting would make you cool for the time being doesn’t mean you should join in it. Be above the fucking infulence.

Heroes Season 3 Ep. 2

Joe Kickass — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:50:03 +0000

The second episode of the third season of heroes came out yesterday!

No spoilers this time.

Why are they re-using powers, is it part of recycling? Is it better for the environment? Is that why they’re doing it? I don’t care if it’s part of your grand storyline, you have to be as original and inventive as you can when the main issue with your show is that it copies X-men. Also, more sex like in the premiere,
“Sex and violence are like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, two great tastes that taste great together.”

Right now they just have the peanut butter, DO YOU WANT JUST PEANUT BUTTER OR DO YOU WANT IT WITH CHOCOLATE DAMMIT!

Diesel SFW advertisement

Joe Kickass — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:58:51 +0000

Diesel Add

A hilarious ad for apparel company Diesel. Now I really wanna play pinball, ride horses, learn pottery and play various musical instruments.

The Office Season Premiere

hyukminn — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:01:49 +0000

The Office Premiere as coolio!

The season premiere was pretty coolio. Too bad, the Writer’s Guild Strike fucked it the 4th season, so it got cancelled mid season. It was heart-warming and it woke you up to the terrors of weight-loss/gain. In other words, it was fucking great. If you’ve never watched The Office before, I highly recommend it.

Watch It Here

What I’m listening to this week of 9/23

Joe Kickass — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:40:17 +0000

Seriously I can’t stop listening to Bad Religion. Their music videos don’t really involve nude mudgets and hot nurses, but they don’t need em to keep being awesome. With their politically-charged lyrics that you need a dictionary with you to read, they are one of the best songwriters out there. They have extremely catchy riffs, great vocal harmonies, and they blast that bass, no doubt a great So Cal punk band. I know they’re old (like receding hairlines and bald spots old), but they still own those young whipersnapers out there. Not only that, they have influenced a number of great bands, and their former label, Epitaph (owned by band member Brett Gurewitz) is home to some exceptional groups. Still together, they will continue to produce quality songs for years to come.

Listen to this!

You Are the Government
Infected
Sorrow
21st Century Digital Boy
American Jesus
Fuck Armageddon This is Hell
New Dark Ages
Atomic Garden
You

Yes Love Lockdown is a horrible song, disappointing to hear that it came from Kanye.

What I’m Listening To: Week of 9/23

hyukminn — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:35:22 +0000

Seriously, I can’t stop listening to Blink-182. I’ve spent two hours watching their music videos. They involve nude mudgets and hot nurses, which is excellente. +44 and Angels and Airwaves, just don’t fucking compare. With there simple but catchy melodies, hooks, and their amazing storytelling, they are definitely on top of other pop-punk bands. I know they’re old but still why the hell do shitty pop punk bands like Paramore, Panic! at the Disco, Boys Like Girls, and Cute is What We Aim For stay together, but good bands fall apart. Sucks that Mark and Tom hate eachother since Mark was excluded out of Box Car Racer.

Try listening to

Yellowcard is great. They have a violin. :O Something of a novelty for a pop punk band, but it fits with the bands feel and athmosphere. They dont have any noteworthy songs after the album Ocean Avenue released except for maybe Hollywood Died and a few others.

Listen to

Kanye West is shit now, I can’t believe I used to like him. His ego is inflated more than his penis. Now he trys to sing soft and shit with “Love Lockdown“. He even advocates Soulja Boy. “That song was so dope cause everything he said had a hidden meaning… that’s Nas level shit…” LOL Superman that ho, means to cum on a persons back and then put a paper towel on her back. That’s Nas level shit right there. FUck you KANYE!

Also try Owl City!

Heroes season premiere!

Joe Kickass — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 06:33:04 +0000

Fucking Epic.

Peter shoots his brother Nathan.
Parkman gets sent to Africa where he meets a cool African dude.
Peter is sent into the body of one of those evil mutants kept in captivity.
Ando uses force lightning and kills Hiro.
Hiro gets jacked about 3 times. (Poor Hiro, he’s so cool)
Mohinder does drugs, becomes a beefcake, and gets laid with Maya.
Siler does the head cutty thing with Claire.
Claire becomes an emo except less pussy-like.
Nikki/Jessica is dead…? And is replaced Tracy who looks exactly the same, and just as sluty…?
WTF happened to Micah and his cousing? They were bomb.

Pretty much sums it up. Actually the only one that’s needed to make this one epic, is that Mohinder gets turned into a badass.

The Start of Fall

hyukminn — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:53:59 +0000

Today is the fall equinox or autumnal. It is the start of fall, the beginning of a new season. God! It feels like school now. It’s starting to rain in Seattle, and I’m beginning to reflect over what ‘Ive done during the summer. Happy fucking start of autumn. :(

Parkour

Joe Kickass — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:57:18 +0000

It’s pretty cool. Not only that, it teaches you how to escape a dangerous situation using only your body. Of course, this activity can lead to dangerous injuries such as this.

Look it up, it’s great fun

Sex on the Train Tracks, What Could Go Wrong?

hyukminn — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:55:07 +0000

Man: Hey baby, I’m so fucking horny, i want to do you on the train tracks!

Woman: Oh yeah, it’s not like we’re going to get crushed by a train by fucking on train tracks!

Man: Yeah, bring it on!

*The two fucktards die, that’s like the whole story, they even fucking ignored the train driver who was incoming and fucking shouted, and kept on having sex.

This is both sad and stupid at the same time.

Source:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7629433.stm