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Just a great day. . . End of the world is near, and Britneh won the VMAs.

The end of the fucking world is near, because of a thingy called the Large Hard-On Hadron Collider. Its supposed to shoot tiny particles at eachother at like 99.9% of light, and recreate what happened a millionth of a million of a second after the

 

BIG BANG

BIG BANG!!!!!!!!

 There are some people think it could make minature black holes. <(That’s racist)

The black holes would suck up the entire earth in 50 months, which is like Dec. 2012 which is the end of the world. :(

I can tell the end is near becuase Britney won the VMA’s Best Video award.

and that Steve Jobs released another fucking iPod. >:( Greedy apple fuckers, always overpricing their shit. FUCKING CAPITALISM.