What the fuck were they thinking? They wanted to give 2 people to power to use 700,000,000,000 dollars to use as the need to see fit, to get the hell out of the economic hole that we are in now. They could theoretically under that proposal use that for what ever the fuck they want. Seriously! I hoped Congress isn’t fucking stupid enough to accept. At least the damn politicians did something right. They rejected it, which is good!
Filed under: Musings
Testing testing
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Is this thing on?
*Doesnt know how to blog*
Well hello everyone. I’m the new blogger to CannotSleep. Call me Smoothie.
Im not really going to introduce myself because introductions are lame. I’ll just dive right in and see where it goes from there.
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I’m confused whos ryan shekler? Is he a skateboaring guy? I think i saw him on mtv onces!
According to Albert Einstein’s Theory of Douchebaggery,
Poser=Loser=Fag=Douche Bag
and proven by him,
Skater Poser > Other Posers
I’m not hating on the skaters, I’m just hating on the fucking white-washed rich people that think being a skater means buying a pair of expensive Vans, and a expensive skateboarder. Just by being a skater-poser doesn’t mean you’re like fukcking Ryan Sheckler, and that chicks will start digging you. You know, if you skateboarded like 15 years ago, people would think you were a nerd or outcast.
You're not fucking Ryan Sheckler!
Just becuase somehting would make you cool for the time being doesn’t mean you should join in it. Be above the fucking infulence.
Filed under: TV/Movies | Tags: episode 2, heroes, peanut butter cup, season 3
The second episode of the third season of heroes came out yesterday!
No spoilers this time.
Why are they re-using powers, is it part of recycling? Is it better for the environment? Is that why they’re doing it? I don’t care if it’s part of your grand storyline, you have to be as original and inventive as you can when the main issue with your show is that it copies X-men. Also, more sex like in the premiere,
“Sex and violence are like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, two great tastes that taste great together.”
Right now they just have the peanut butter, DO YOU WANT JUST PEANUT BUTTER OR DO YOU WANT IT WITH CHOCOLATE DAMMIT!
A hilarious ad for apparel company Diesel. Now I really wanna play pinball, ride horses, learn pottery and play various musical instruments.
Filed under: TV/Movies | Tags: office premeire tv michael dwight jim pam
The Office Premiere as coolio!
The season premiere was pretty coolio. Too bad, the Writer’s Guild Strike fucked it the 4th season, so it got cancelled mid season. It was heart-warming and it woke you up to the terrors of weight-loss/gain. In other words, it was fucking great. If you’ve never watched The Office before, I highly recommend it.
Seriously I can’t stop listening to Bad Religion. Their music videos don’t really involve nude mudgets and hot nurses, but they don’t need em to keep being awesome. With their politically-charged lyrics that you need a dictionary with you to read, they are one of the best songwriters out there. They have extremely catchy riffs, great vocal harmonies, and they blast that bass, no doubt a great So Cal punk band. I know they’re old (like receding hairlines and bald spots old), but they still own those young whipersnapers out there. Not only that, they have influenced a number of great bands, and their former label, Epitaph (owned by band member Brett Gurewitz) is home to some exceptional groups. Still together, they will continue to produce quality songs for years to come.
Listen to this!
You Are the Government
Infected
Sorrow
21st Century Digital Boy
American Jesus
Fuck Armageddon This is Hell
New Dark Ages
Atomic Garden
You
Yes Love Lockdown is a horrible song, disappointing to hear that it came from Kanye.
Filed under: Music
Seriously, I can’t stop listening to Blink-182. I’ve spent two hours watching their music videos. They involve nude mudgets and hot nurses, which is excellente. +44 and Angels and Airwaves, just don’t fucking compare. With there simple but catchy melodies, hooks, and their amazing storytelling, they are definitely on top of other pop-punk bands. I know they’re old but still why the hell do shitty pop punk bands like Paramore, Panic! at the Disco, Boys Like Girls, and Cute is What We Aim For stay together, but good bands fall apart. Sucks that Mark and Tom hate eachother since Mark was excluded out of Box Car Racer.
Try listening to
- Feeling This – blink-182
- I Miss You – blink-182
- Stockholm Syndrome – blink-182
- Dammit – Dude Ranch
- What’s My Age Again? – Enema of the State
- Adam’s Song – Enema of the State
- All the Small Things – Enema of the State
- Stay Together For the Kids – Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
- Story of a Lonely Guy - Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
Yellowcard is great. They have a violin. :O Something of a novelty for a pop punk band, but it fits with the bands feel and athmosphere. They dont have any noteworthy songs after the album Ocean Avenue released except for maybe Hollywood Died and a few others.
Listen to
- Believe – Ocean Avenue
- Life of A Salesman – Ocean Avenue
- One Year Six Months – Ocean Avenue
- Only One – Ocean Avenue
- Hollywood Died – Lights and Sounds
- Fighting – Paper Walls
- Cut, Me Mick – Paper Walls
Kanye West is shit now, I can’t believe I used to like him. His ego is inflated more than his penis. Now he trys to sing soft and shit with “Love Lockdown“. He even advocates Soulja Boy. “That song was so dope cause everything he said had a hidden meaning… that’s Nas level shit…” LOL Superman that ho, means to cum on a persons back and then put a paper towel on her back. That’s Nas level shit right there. FUck you KANYE!
Also try Owl City!
Filed under: Entertainment | Tags: beefcake, cheerleader, epic, fucking, heroes, mohinder, premiere, season
Fucking Epic.
- Peter shoots his brother Nathan.
- Parkman gets sent to Africa where he meets a cool African dude.
- Peter is sent into the body of one of those evil mutants kept in captivity.
- Ando uses force lightning and kills Hiro.
- Hiro gets jacked about 3 times. (Poor Hiro, he’s so cool)
- Mohinder does drugs, becomes a beefcake, and gets laid with Maya.
- Siler does the head cutty thing with Claire.
- Claire becomes an emo except less pussy-like.
- Nikki/Jessica is dead…? And is replaced Tracy who looks exactly the same, and just as sluty…?
- WTF happened to Micah and his cousing? They were bomb.
Pretty much sums it up. Actually the only one that’s needed to make this one epic, is that Mohinder gets turned into a badass.
Filed under: Musings | Tags: fall equinox autumn school rain seattle what ive done
Today is the fall equinox or autumnal. It is the start of fall, the beginning of a new season. God! It feels like school now. It’s starting to rain in Seattle, and I’m beginning to reflect over what ‘Ive done during the summer. Happy fucking start of autumn. :(
It’s pretty cool. Not only that, it teaches you how to escape a dangerous situation using only your body. Of course, this activity can lead to dangerous injuries such as this.
Look it up, it’s great fun
Man: Hey baby, I’m so fucking horny, i want to do you on the train tracks!
Woman: Oh yeah, it’s not like we’re going to get crushed by a train by fucking on train tracks!
Man: Yeah, bring it on!
*The two fucktards die, that’s like the whole story, they even fucking ignored the train driver who was incoming and fucking shouted, and kept on having sex.
This is both sad and stupid at the same time.
300 hits! :O FUCK YES! Sorry about our indefinite posting hiatus, but this is a landmark to me, because my other blog failed miserably. :(
Filed under: Entertainment, News | Tags: travis barker plane crash dj am tragic drummer fucking turtwig
My best wishes to Travis Barker and DJ AM who got burnt in a plane crash. The plane hit runway lights and crashes, 4 people died. I heard Travis was burned from the waist down, so he might be able to drum. When he broke one of his arms, he learned how to drum equally with his other arm. A drummer like him doesnt come so often, so let’s hope he’s safe. For more:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_South_Carolina_Learjet_60_crash
DONT FUCKING GIVE UP TRAVIS BARKER, YOU’RE THE FUCKING INSPIRATION FOR TURTWIG
btw, long-time no post
Filed under: Musings | Tags: guitar hero, guitar hero world tour, harmonix, neversoft, rock band, rock band 2, tony hawk
FUCK YOU NEVERSOFT!!!
Don’t rip off rock band, assholes. Harmonix was courteous enough, to hand off the Guitar Hero franchise to you after Guitar Heroes 1 and 2, when they went off to do Rock Band, and you choose to rip off their idea in Guitar Hero 4. Not only that, you’re also making shit guitar hero games, I mean come on. Aerosmith? Seriously? You’re selling out Guitar Hero, you money grubbing bastards. I mean, I saw Guitar Hero underwear at the store the other day. Go make another Tony Hawk game, or something. DON’T BUY GH4!
Filed under: News | Tags: britney spears bitch ipod nano lhc large hadron collider end 2012 is near of the worldbig bang large hadron collidermoney greedmoney
The end of the fucking world is near, because of a thingy called the Large Hard-On Hadron Collider. Its supposed to shoot tiny particles at eachother at like 99.9% of light, and recreate what happened a millionth of a million of a second after the
BIG BANG!!!!!!!!
There are some people think it could make minature black holes. <(That’s racist)
The black holes would suck up the entire earth in 50 months, which is like Dec. 2012 which is the end of the world. :(
I can tell the end is near becuase Britney won the VMA’s Best Video award.
and that Steve Jobs released another fucking iPod. >:( Greedy apple fuckers, always overpricing their shit. FUCKING CAPITALISM.
Filed under: News | Tags: Noel Gallagher assaulted attacked bitch slapped slap dumb fuck karma police
He had to go to the hospital just for that. Assaulted my ass. :( Although his music is pretty good he’s like an ass. :O Karma much?
Filed under: Musings
Today’s music industry is centered around money, not drugs, not sex, no bitches, but money. The mainstream music industry is centered around pure cash. Big labels today hire artists not to enlighten people with music, but to make cash. Before music was a marker of human progress, nowadays i’ts just a bullshit get-rich-quick scheme. Reasons why the music industry is bullshit.
- The industry is filled with one hit wonders like Soulja Boy/Boi/who gives a fuck. Katy Perry’s going to one soon. I can totally tell, because she just got lucky, and she has no fucking talent at all.
- It’s all filled with greedy fuckers, the CEO’s of labels and the artists themselves. So many people have sold out to the motherfucking labels.
- Like I said, people don’t make music to enlighten people, just to make money. That’s why there so many fucking songs which have bullshit lyrics(which is another topic), but people still buy them because they’re catchy.”OMG THAT GURL IS SO DANGEROUS” dangerous my ass, any one can be dangerous, a fucking eraser can be dangerous.
- Bullshit lyrics piss me off. What does “Superman that ho” mean? none of these lyrics have any deep profound message to the listener.
- All these pop punk bands are all the fucking same. They all fucking sound the same, with the kinda low scratchy voice and the same fucking lyrics everyday.
- These rappers proclaiming they’re the best fucking rapper of all time, while they’re completely bullshit. Seriously, all of you suck, and we should all shoot you in your balls to deflate your overinflated egos.
- Lack of originiality is evermore so common. Sure we’ve have 10,000+ years of music, but still everyone keeps on using the same fucking chord progressions. “Experimental” bands are crap and aren’t original at all. :(
Oh please. Of course the music industry is about money. I mean it’s an industry, it has businesses and the point is to make money. Just like all other businesses it’s about money. The music industry always was, is, and will be about money.
- There are just as many one hit wonders as there are 20 years ago. Soulja boy actually does have other hits such as “yahhh” and “Report Card”. Katy Perry actually had a minor hit before “I kissed a girl” it was called “ur so gay”.
- I totally agree with you there, people want money.
- Well, I’m not exactly sure what your sense of profound lyrics are. You don’t need great lyrics if your instruments can play with emotion and feeling. Yes people like catchyness, if they wanted better lyrics but less catchyness they should read poems instead.
- No response, cuz I kinda think it should be mixed with 3.
- Don’t listen to pop punk then >.> People probably like them because if they like one of those “bands that sound the same” then they will want more of the same.
- Fucking hilarious, I would pay to see that.
- Listen to more music, theres plenty out there.
/counter rant kinda
OMG! IT’S A GIRL AND SHE’S RUNNING FOR VICE. OH EM GEE. Jesus motherfucing christ if I see one more post about her I’m going to gag. She doesn’t even know what a vice does Big deal she’s a “VPILF”, can’t you guys get your boobies elsewhere? Vehind that pretty face she’s a total bitch. Here’s 7 reasons why
- Shes been investigated for abuse of power and she’s been quite a few scandals.
- Supports the war. :(
- She sleeps sleeps with some big guy from BP, the oil company.
- Supports ANWR drilling.
- Denies any human involvement in global warming.
- Opposes abortion.
- Pro-life, ironfisted, anti-homo, NRA bitch.
AND STOP TALKING ABOUT HER DAUGHTER, -.- people aren’t going to just not vote for McCain Palin because Palin’s daughter is a motherfucking dumbass.
Plus, she hates polar bears.
OBAMA!
Filed under: Musings | Tags: soulja boy music mainstream industry pop punk katy perry one hit wonder bullshit
Today’s music industry is centered around money, not drugs, not sex, no bitches, but money. The mainstream music industry is centered around pure cash. Big labels today hire artists not to enlighten people with music, but to make cash. Before music was a marker of human progress, nowadays i’ts just a bullshit get-rich-quick scheme. Reasons why the music industry is bullshit.
- The industry is filled with one hit wonders like Soulja Boy/Boi/who gives a fuck. Katy Perry’s going to one soon. I can totally tell, because she just got lucky, and she has no fucking talent at all.
- It’s all filled with greedy fuckers, the CEO’s of labels and the artists themselves. So many people have sold out to the motherfucking labels.
- Like I said, people don’t make music to enlighten people, just to make money. That’s why there so many fucking songs which have bullshit lyrics(which is another topic), but people still buy them because they’re catchy.”OMG THAT GURL IS SO DANGEROUS” dangerous my ass, any one can be dangerous, a fucking eraser can be dangerous.
- Bullshit lyrics piss me off. What does “Superman that ho” mean? none of these lyrics have any deep profound message to the listener.
- All these pop punk bands are all the fucking same. They all fucking sound the same, with the kinda low scratchy voice and the same fucking lyrics everyday.
- These rappers proclaiming they’re the best fucking rapper of all time, while they’re completely bullshit. Seriously, all of you suck, and we should all shoot you in your balls to deflate your overinflated egos.
- Lack of originiality is evermore so common. Sure we’ve have 10,000+ years of music, but still everyone keeps on using the same fucking chord progressions. “Experimental” bands are crap and aren’t original at all. :(
:( That’s my rant of the day.
EDIT: Super that ho means when you cum on a girl’s back and put a towel/tissue there, so it’s like a Superman cape. So now we now they’re 5 year olds danceing to some song about cuming on a girl’s back.
Filed under: Musings
Persuasive writing time!
Mr. Schmitz is way better than Ms. Hill.
1. He’s a badass, who could kill William 400 different ways with just his thumb. (Yes I think that is more badass than Ms. Hill’s ass tattoo *shivers*)
2. He’s interesting and gives lectures that don’t suck like a vacuum cleaner giving a bj.
3. He teaches way better so we actually know the importance of stuff instead of the retartedness of stuff.
In conclusion Mr. Schmitz is hella cooler than Ms. Hill.
Filed under: Musings
don’t judge this blog :( donna and zenwa. ms. hoffacker would give an A+!
haha i bet she used it as a dildo. o.o
“It’s so straight, it’s so perfect. Usually, some are really crooked.” THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
“I went to look at it one day and was like, ‘It’s a little long,’ then a few days later, I said, ‘Oh, my God, what’s this?’ THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
“It’s getting hard, so wouldn’t be good to eat anymore and it’s starting to grow very slowly. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
bitch. ôεô
i was like bitch no, and they were like bitch please
and they shit their shats and i was like gummy penis and they were like
VAGINA.
so now i’m bored and i shit my shat also.
now sarah palin’s big bitch that goes woof.
